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This is my dad.

The Idiotsburgh Address

On Sparrow Hills (The Sitting Choir EP)

RANDOM SALVATION

LOBOTOMIZE A COP

I'm getting into the festive spirit.

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dickHEll

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Leamington, 8+ years ago. Boredom + White cider + Death Metal = "Heavy metal vomit party". Then into town for shit pubs, crapper people, getting thrown out, watch your friend beat some townies head in with a road cone, get chips, go home. Pretty typical scenario.

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ALI HOTPANTS.
BAMBI, OLD STOCKWELL
BOBBY P

cry now, cry later

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Milo rules!

The Witch, The Cross and The Stream

DANIEL NYMAN = LEGEND
The Finland Leamington connection. Showed me the mystic path of true Metal and can grind the fuck out of any frozen curb as well as having the best record collection ever! (see below).

If you say you like any band pre-1984 he will fucking hate you FOREVER!

R.I.P. PAUL NASCHY

Be Forewarned

The best thing to come out of Leamington Spa ( after the Didz).

Laughing Babylon

More stuff that's not shit.

BITCHCRAFT!

Why does looking at these make me think that everything around at the moment is total shit?

Pseudo Youth

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The fine art of point and shoot skate photography. Ronny Callow, Sheffield.

Hate In The '80s (Learn To)

Dave has been tagging in Canada.

BORN SICK

INFLUENCES=BOOZE, DRUGS, SEX, VIOLENCE, VIOLENT SEX, PORN, ANXIETY AND DEPRESSION HELL, PERSONALITY DISORDERS, INSOMNIA, PARANOIA, HANGING AROUND WAITING TO SCORE, SCORING SHIT GEAR, SHIT NIGHTS OUT, HANGOVERS, COMEDOWNS, MALNUTRITION, BOREDOM, THE DOLE, SHIT 9-5 JOBS, BEING FUCKING BROKE, RELIGION, ROMAN CATHOLICISM, PROSTITUTES, CHAVS, STUPID FUCKING SLAGS, CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIENDS, SERIAL KILLERS, ARSEHOLE 'FRIENDS', DEAD FRIENDS, PARMOS, ETC

R.I.P. Broadmarsh Banks

Another dog shit and tramp piss coverd classic spot gone. The council are going to put some grass down their instead for fat kids to eat chips on and listen to tinny R&B dubstep on their mobile phones. All the photos are nicked off this bogger!

"flirting with sailors and buying french lipstick"

Thanks to STU ZOMBIE (You tube connoisseur extraordinaire) for this one.

Black magic motherfuckin' Leicester!!!

This Tuesday!

Plus The Wankys + Mobb Rules + Diet Pills!!! Be their or be False!

Also a pretty entertaining review of a recent Parole gig. Get the witness statements ready. They have also just released a brutal downer of a demo.

PAROLE Review @ The Rising Sun!
An unpredictable yet totally justifiable end to what could have been a winner of a night. Last night’s agenda at the Rising Sun, Coventry was intended to be a total metallic onslaught on all the victims who attended the gig. The night’s bill consisted of Carpathia (Black/Progressive Metal from Coventry) Effigy Of Sorrow (Tech-Metalcore from Coventry) and the night’s controversy Parole (Slugdecore/Doom also from Coventry)

The night kicked of with Carpathia who delivered a flawless set with new Bass player Ross Byers. Delivering just two songs and clocking in at just over half an hour, Carpathia demonstrate a crystal clear connection of both aggression and emotion through their emotionally engaging riffs and story like lyrics. A tight set and always memorable, Carpathia are always an honor to watch. Debut album to follow in the New Year.

www.myspace.com/carpathiametal

With only one guitarist accompanied by drums and vocals Effigy Of Sorrow gave a short yet memorable set of technical metal echoing such modern contemporaries as Job For a Cowboy yet still breaking down the pace with crushing breakdowns.remanisant of Hardcore legends such as Terror. Spot on musicianship all round.

http://www.myspace.com/effigyofsorrowmetal

Parole probably ended up being the most talked about band of the night yet didn’t even get to play a SINGLE filthy note to at that point a completely rammed Rising Sun. As the oppressed mongheads hit the stage to deliver a crushing display of window shattering riffs and bleach gargling vocals, all Hell broke loose as a drunken idiot in the crowd began hurling abuse and threatening behavior towards one of the band member’s partner.

Red mist drew a curtain over the night and seconds away from beginning the set, one of Parole came crashing through the crowd and totally destroyed the idiot who given the chance (claimed by eye witnesses) would of attacked a younger woman for no good reason. Blood spread over the rising Sun and the gig was disbursed into a frenzy of police and shock, lesson learnt that Parole are a band not to be messed with and living to their name are not afraid to stand against PC justice even if its not redeemed a PC enough action of retaliation. A shame to kill their set, but a great send off to show that people can stand up for what they believe in.

www.myspace.com/parolecov

Danny was a street whore

Some poor bastard has to look at some frenzied scrawl version of this on their bedroom wall. it may also have a blink at your'l miss it part in some film.

Stay the fuck in!

I'm starting my own gang. Nothing as retarded as stabbing kids from a different post code that try and use my local newsagents or as hardcore as the Bethnal Green 245 boyz ( the smallest most fierce gang of drunks ever). This is for the thinking man that likes to happy slap the fuck out of a book every once in a while. Time to put the Thug back in Book club.

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IAN REES!

195!

P/fakie's

Near dark

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French Alan blazeing one to Mobb Deep on the way back from sunny Radcliff skatepark about 8 years ago?

Josef Fritzlicious!

Don't know why but I've had this stuck in my head since a eventful blurry night bus ride through Leeds with Kev E KEVkev & Nathan RAPE.

Cosmic Druid Hippy fucker

Spent a afternoon listening to Hawkwind and Graveland and did this.

Hard times

My favorite photo ever. Harley Flanagan ( in a rare un-tough guy moment) cuddling up with some fucktard. Photo by Gnarly! Cov ! Tree! hugger! Matt.

DESTROY YOUR MIND

".....i'm all fffuuuuck dude!"

BEST TRICK IN THE BOOK OF THE HARDEST GAME IN THE WORLD.

HOSPITAL! HOSPITAL! HOSPITAL!

Vassey
Dave B
Total Beeston exposure-ere hands on walls wallride season at the best spot in Nottingham ( it's like SF).

ALL THE WAY NICE

Studley infants school.

Shooting gallery, Sheffield
Cleethorpes.

THIS FRIDAY.

KEV E KEVE KEV

Grauballe man

SKYPE

Nothing better than getting random calls off Ali Pissed out of his mind at 6pm ( uk time) ranting & feasting on BBQ sea vermin. It's a bit like this............................

"steal the money from your mother, buy a gun"

FROM THE CRYPT..........

More total Necro orthodox black & white photos from god only knows ( non-photoshopped for extra grimness). Scotty 'Dero' Underdown - Broadmarsh banks in east Berlin circa 1979.
Bowlhead getting Bowlhead tattooed on his toes in Stourbridge before moving to Spain.

Astral rape procession

UNHOLY NATHAN RAPE

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Burn the flame

Double page spread for you to feast your eyes on lifted straight from issue 5 of the O.G. Leamington skate zine YOUR MUVA that steve used to do.

On the left we have the Narcissistic woman hater & all round crazy fuck Nicky Cheung hanging on for dear life and on the right we have myself in a Bowl in Brussels that has since been destroyed ( i'm wearing some 2 euro mirrored aviators i had just got out of a army surplice/ fetish shop and could hardly see anything through). I really cant think what year this is from maybe 2002? their is also 2 pages in the mag dedicated to some of the horrendous Nicky cheung quotes from the month we had spent with him in Europe.

Including my favorites " They always manage to mention their husbands, how fucking convenient!" - Barcelona & " I'm as close to my sister as you are to cocksucker" - Brussels. The trip ended in him having some sort of meltdown and in the morning he'd booking himself the first flight to Dublin (?) never to return to Leamington again. He was sorely missed.

GRAVEYARD KITCHEN

KNIFE DAY

Skrewdriver a go go!

This is a photo of my friends brother who at the time this was taken had just moved back to England after spending a few years on the run. I think i took this on new years eve and right after he showed me the tattoo he'd just got on his back of a skeleton puking it's own guts up.

Isolated Quarters

While digging around in the attic i found the missing lead to my scanner and a box of old photo. Two birds one stone indeed. So expect some blasts from the past.

Ali SUMMER LOVER!!! believe it or not that isn't Vaseline smeared on the lens that is just is just pure sleaze emanating off Couch.
Dave SUMMER LOVER 2! WTF! these two photos were taken on the same day. It does make me wonder what sort of freaky shit we used to get up to! was it all just skateing with a hearty dose of homo-eroticism thrown into the mix or have i blocked something out?

BAD TASTE CARNIVAL 31/10/09

NEXT SATURDAY!!!! LONDON!! DRESS TO DISTRESS!! BANDS N THAT!!! MYSELF AND OTHERS DJ'ING THE MOST HORRIFIC EAR TORTURE SINCE 'BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT'!! PRE-OPS!!! DEADBEATS!!! CHICKEN FUCKERS!!

Blood mixed with shit mixed with blood

IF YOUR ABOUT IN BROOKLYN........

KOREA VS BURNSIDE

Beastmangoat international (Grown men pissing off shitty kids)