PIG DEVILS

PAUL B

it's a fucking mess

II

IF I HAD ARMS I'D KILL MYSELF

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This guy singled me out as i was waiting for my wife and Andy Clyde to get some food. I was a little hungover and not really in the mood to talk to anyone however he seemed so upset when i turned down some of his massive cartoon style joint that i felt the need to compliment him on his Jeans which had a massive ghetto fabulous painting of Skid row up the legs.

He then told me in his strong scottish accent that he used to be the singer , i mentioned i was surprised as i had always thort they were american. He said it didn't matter as they were basically a bunch of cunts and he now had a new band called ' Poison ivy' who were better than Skid row and that i should come and check out as soon as possible.

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Were the pro's go.....................Cleethorpes.

Making the death beds

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PARIS.................The city of love.



This was a amazing trip. mainly because our host was Alan who introduced us to many things ,in particularly merguez , cheap wine & suicide (the band). Unfortunately Alan's neighbor was not such a big fan and after being woken up at 4am by the disturbing sound of 'frankie tear drop' playing really fucking loud he must have come to the conclusion that we were having some kind of twisted heavy leather S&M orgy. Eventually he snapped and banged on the door were Alan confirmed his worst nightmare by answering it in pretty much the same state as the photo above. He looked petrified and said he was calling the police then fled back to his flat.

Carl Watson lives here!

East Midlands Funeral Mist

FUCK OFF THE WEATHER!

Leaning with Intent to Fall

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VONZ! Survived the clutches of The Sneinton jeffrey dahmer. Will crash your party drink all your booze then pass out in your washing machine.

Survived a drunk sneinton psycho trying to run him over in a stolen car. Makes beautiful songs about murder, rape, the sea, Love.......but mainly murder.

Survived nearly getting beaten to death by a pack of old nasty Sneinton skinheads. Bouncers like to headbutt him in the face as he "Looks fucking polish".

He has a cool car that looks like a Hearse.



Wallie into the bank.


This is a shit scan. but this was amazing. Wallie out the triangle over the lip into backside wallride.

Simon King of the witches!

Up their with Repo man, Suburbia & Last house on dead end street. Some kind soul has put the whole film on youtube, IT is your duty to watch this cinematic gold NOW! A better man than myself put it like this "Its kinda druggy and hard to understand but that makes it cooler, you just have to keep watching it till it makes sense… LSD is recomended!!!" Word!

Better than you!

More Skateboarding >>

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Church of Misery on Halloween
Scotty- power naps

Hail the manboys!

Fishermen, Hobo's, bikers, etc the list goes on, Beards are cool as fuck. The only people that cant pull one off are barber clad hipsters & Muslims who look totally shit with them ( maybe they should ask for some tip's from their local rabbi as Jews absolutely nail the art of facial hair). The only thing greater than a wild cave dwelling hermit bush in my eyes is the Scum tash. Probably the hardest to pull off. Nothing quite say's FTW more beautifully than a unkept Manboy tash. This one's for you my brothers! Fuck the man! HAIL MOTHERFUCKIN SATAN YO!

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This is my dad.

The Idiotsburgh Address

On Sparrow Hills (The Sitting Choir EP)

RANDOM SALVATION

LOBOTOMIZE A COP

I'm getting into the festive spirit.

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dickHEll

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Leamington, 8+ years ago. Boredom + White cider + Death Metal = "Heavy metal vomit party". Then into town for shit pubs, crapper people, getting thrown out, watch your friend beat some townies head in with a road cone, get chips, go home. Pretty typical scenario.

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ALI HOTPANTS.
BAMBI, OLD STOCKWELL
BOBBY P

cry now, cry later

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Milo rules!

The Witch, The Cross and The Stream

DANIEL NYMAN = LEGEND
The Finland Leamington connection. Showed me the mystic path of true Metal and can grind the fuck out of any frozen curb as well as having the best record collection ever! (see below).

If you say you like any band pre-1984 he will fucking hate you FOREVER!

R.I.P. PAUL NASCHY

Be Forewarned

The best thing to come out of Leamington Spa ( after the Didz).

Laughing Babylon

More stuff that's not shit.

BITCHCRAFT!

Why does looking at these make me think that everything around at the moment is total shit?

Pseudo Youth

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The fine art of point and shoot skate photography. Ronny Callow, Sheffield.

Hate In The '80s (Learn To)

Dave has been tagging in Canada.

BORN SICK

INFLUENCES=BOOZE, DRUGS, SEX, VIOLENCE, VIOLENT SEX, PORN, ANXIETY AND DEPRESSION HELL, PERSONALITY DISORDERS, INSOMNIA, PARANOIA, HANGING AROUND WAITING TO SCORE, SCORING SHIT GEAR, SHIT NIGHTS OUT, HANGOVERS, COMEDOWNS, MALNUTRITION, BOREDOM, THE DOLE, SHIT 9-5 JOBS, BEING FUCKING BROKE, RELIGION, ROMAN CATHOLICISM, PROSTITUTES, CHAVS, STUPID FUCKING SLAGS, CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIENDS, SERIAL KILLERS, ARSEHOLE 'FRIENDS', DEAD FRIENDS, PARMOS, ETC

R.I.P. Broadmarsh Banks

Another dog shit and tramp piss coverd classic spot gone. The council are going to put some grass down their instead for fat kids to eat chips on and listen to tinny R&B dubstep on their mobile phones. All the photos are nicked off this bogger!

"flirting with sailors and buying french lipstick"

Thanks to STU ZOMBIE (You tube connoisseur extraordinaire) for this one.

Black magic motherfuckin' Leicester!!!